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David S. Goyer’s ‘The Unborn’ is Unoriginal, Uninspiring Mess
Rating: 1.0/5.0CHICAGO– Odette Yustman stars in David S. Goyer’s “The Unborn,” a poorly conceived and produced horror movie that could have just as easily been called “The Un-scary,” “The Uninspiring,”...
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Christina Aguilera, Cher Star in Horrible ‘Burlesque’
Rating: 0.5/5.0CHICAGO– I worry that some impressionable youth will see Steve Antin’s horrendous “Burlesque” and be turned off musicals forever. This is not a musical. This is a music video; an ego...
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Leighton Meester Borrows the Soap in ‘The Roommate’
Rating: 2.5/5.0CHICAGO– The latest “It” girls and guys have been collected for the “Meeting of the Marketed Movie,” the showcase for the latest actor brands. It’s titled “The Roommate, “ and Leighton...
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Bless Us Father, For We Bear Witness to ‘Priest’
Rating: 3.5/5.0CHICAGO– The cure for the Recovering Catholic may be obtained in the new film “Priest.” Both symbolic and kick-ass, Priest has a parallel universe that includes the ubiquitous vampire,...
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Horrendous ‘Trespass’ With Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman
Rating: 1.0/5.0CHICAGO– Joel Schumacher’s “Trespass” represents a new low for the often divisive and (lately) horrendous director of such gems as “The Number 23,” “The Phantom of the Opera,” “Bad...
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